Funny

This morning I handed jack a blueberry bagel. He sniffed it and tried to hand it back to me. I told him to eat it. He walked over to the trash, threw it in the trash, walked back to me and pointed at the cereal. Which he promptly ate.

Yesterday I told Lilly she was not to come out of her room unless she was bleeding from her ears. She asked for further explanation and I told her unless there was blood pouring from her ears she was not to leave her room. She told me that her ears never bleed and I said EXACTLY.